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Michigan Won by So Much I Thought My TV Was BrokenRead MoreMichigan Won by So Much I Thought My TV Was BrokenInCollege Basketball Panic, satireByKip DrordyOnMarch 30, 2026
I Placed a $5 March Madness Bet and Now I Understand Wall Street CorruptionRead MoreI Placed a $5 March Madness Bet and Now I Understand Wall Street CorruptionInFantasy Sports Panic, satireByKip DrordyOnMarch 30, 2026
The Final Four Schedule Is Out and I’m Not Emotionally ReadyRead MoreThe Final Four Schedule Is Out and I’m Not Emotionally ReadyInMarch Madness, satireByKip DrordyOnMarch 30, 2026
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The Michigan AD Released a Statement and I Over-Analyzed it Until I Got a MigraineRead MoreThe Michigan AD Released a Statement and I Over-Analyzed it Until I Got a MigraineInBreaking News Overreactions, satireByKip DrordyOnMarch 30, 2026
The USMNT Played a Friendly and Emotionally Injured MeRead MoreThe USMNT Played a Friendly and Emotionally Injured MeInsatire, USMNT PanicByKip DrordyOnMarch 30, 2026
Why Is Every Home Run Ball Finding the Same Fan? I Have TheoriesRead MoreWhy Is Every Home Run Ball Finding the Same Fan? I Have TheoriesInBaseball Weirdness, satireByKip DrordyOnMarch 30, 2026
The NBA Playoff Picture Is Clear, Which Is TerrifyingRead MoreThe NBA Playoff Picture Is Clear, Which Is TerrifyingInNBA Anxiety, satireByKip DrordyOnMarch 30, 2026
Illinois is Back in the Final Four and My Smartwatch Thinks I’m Having a Cardiac EventRead MoreIllinois is Back in the Final Four and My Smartwatch Thinks I’m Having a Cardiac EventInBig Ten Drama, satireByKip DrordyOnMarch 30, 2026
