Pep Guardiola Delayed His Decision Until May and My Nerves Are Completely Shot
Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola just announced that he is delaying any decision regarding his future with the club until the end of May. May!…
Spurs Hire Roberto De Zerbi and I Anticipate He Will Somehow Ruin My Weekend
Tottenham Hotspur has officially confirmed the appointment of Roberto De Zerbi on a long-term deal. De Zerbi is a brilliant tactical mind who plays beautiful,…
Liverpool Needs a New Coach and I’m Stressed the Ghost of Bill Shankly Will Be Disappointed
Liverpool is embarking on a search for a new manager, and I am legitimately worried that the ghosts of Anfield’s past are going to be…
Tottenham is Looking for a Coach and I’m Hiding So They Don’t Pick Me
Tottenham Hotspur fired their manager again. They are reportedly “casting a wide net” for his replacement. I am currently hiding under my dining room table…
Rick Pitino Signed a New Deal and I’m Scared for Everyone Else
Rick Pitino signing a new deal through 2030 feels less like a contract and more like a warning. To who? Everyone. Opponents, recruits, referees, me…
Rick Pitino Got a New Contract and I Am Preemptively Terrified for 2030
Rick Pitino just signed an extension, meaning he will be coaching basketball until I am noticeably grayer and even more anxious than I am right…