One fan caught three home run balls in one game. That’s not luck. That’s sorcery. I’ve drawn diagrams. I’ve mapped wind patterns. I’ve considered magnetic hats.
Something is happening and I’m scared. If a fourth ball finds this person, I’m calling someone. I don’t know who. But someone.
Kip Drordy is 234sport’s most anxious and overly dedicated sports columnist. He approaches every match—preseason or otherwise—as if the fate of humanity depends on it. When he’s not writing 2,000‑word essays about bench players, he can be found refreshing live stats at a medically concerning pace. Kip believes every substitution is “season‑defining,” every corner kick is “a turning point,” and every reader is a potential friend. Please be his friend. Follow Kip on Facebook
