The Dolphins and Raiders Are Valued at $10 Billion and My Brain Just Shut Down
Financial reports just dropped indicating that both the Miami Dolphins and the Las Vegas Raiders have surpassed a $10 billion valuation in recent minority stake…
Jose Fernandez Debuts With Multiple Home Runs and My Self-Esteem Hits Rock Bottom
The Arizona Diamondbacks’ Jose Fernandez just became only the 8th player in Major League Baseball history to debut with multiple home runs. He stepped up…
An Imposter Scammed Millions Posing as an NFL Star, and I Can’t Even Get a Refund from Doordash
News broke today that a brilliant, terrible imposter posed as NFL safety Xavier McKinney and successfully scammed a lender out of millions of dollars. The…
Enzo Fernandez Might Go to Madrid and I Am Overwhelmed by the Financial Logistics
Rumors are suggesting Enzo Fernandez might be Madrid-bound in another astronomical transfer deal. I tried to calculate the amortization of his contract using a napkin…