My Internet Went Out During a Crucial Playoff Game and I Accepted My Demise
There was one minute left on the clock. It was a one-point game. The point guard drove the lane, elevated for the shot, and the…
An AI Picked the Final Four and Refused to Talk to Me About It
All the sports networks are bragging about how an advanced AI predictive model picked the perfect Final Four. I don’t care about its bracket. I…
The Playoff Results Dropped and I Am Questioning the Fabric of Our Reality
The latest round of playoff results just dropped, and none of the math makes sense. The teams that were supposed to win lost. The teams…
My Final Four Dreams Are Just Nightmares Where I Forgot My Pants
People keep asking me who my “Final Four Dreams” are. I don’t have Final Four dreams. I have a recurring nightmare where I’m forced to…
My Bracket Is Dead and So Am I
I checked my bracket this morning. It flatlined. No pulse. No hope. I had Illinois losing early, UConn losing late, and Duke losing always. I…