UConn and Duke Played an Epic Finish and My Apple Watch Called an Ambulance
I do not have a dog in the fight when it comes to UConn or Duke. I went to a community college that didn’t have…
Arizona Made the Final Four and I Am Shocked but Also Not
Arizona is in the Final Four for the first time in 25 years. I celebrated, panicked, celebrated again, then panicked harder. On paper, this makes…
Wagler Scored a Historic 25 and I Took It as a Personal Insult
Wagler just dropped a historic 25 points in a tournament game. He is 19 years old. Meanwhile, I am an adult who just spent five…
Michigan Won by So Much I Thought My TV Was Broken
Michigan won by 37 points. That’s not a basketball game — that’s a cry for help. I kept checking the score bug like it was…
I Aged Seven Years Watching UConn and Duke Try to Emotionally Destroy Me
UConn and Duke played a basketball game that should come with a surgeon general warning. I sat down expecting a normal Elite Eight showdown. Instead,…
UConn Hit a Historic Buzzer Beater and My Soul Temporarily Left My Body
I was standing in my living room holding a lukewarm cup of coffee when UConn’s shot went up. The ball hung in the air for…