https://234sport.com/dumfries-is-being-offered-to-the-premier-league-and-i-feel-like-a-piece-of-meat/234sporten2026-04-03T15:00:00-04:00Dumfries is Being Offered to the Premier League and I Feel Like a Piece of Meat https://234sport.com/pep-guardiola-delayed-his-decision-until-may-and-my-nerves-are-completely-shot/234sporten2026-04-03T14:00:00-04:00Pep Guardiola Delayed His Decision Until May and My Nerves Are Completely Shot https://234sport.com/keira-walsh-slams-the-referees-and-i-am-afraid-the-referees-will-retaliate-against-me/234sporten2026-04-03T13:00:00-04:00Keira Walsh Slams the Referees and I Am Afraid the Referees Will Retaliate Against Me https://234sport.com/sam-kerr-is-reportedly-leaving-chelsea-and-i-am-terrified-of-change/234sporten2026-04-03T12:00:00-04:00Sam Kerr is Reportedly Leaving Chelsea and I Am Terrified of Change https://234sport.com/france-replaced-spain-as-number-one-in-fifa-rankings-and-my-geography-anxiety-is-flaring-up/234sporten2026-04-03T11:00:00-04:00France Replaced Spain as Number One in FIFA Rankings and My Geography Anxiety is Flaring Up https://234sport.com/the-italian-football-president-resigned-after-a-world-cup-flop-and-i-wish-i-could-resign-from-adulthood/234sporten2026-04-03T10:00:00-04:00The Italian Football President Resigned After a World Cup Flop and I Wish I Could Resign from Adulthood https://234sport.com/brandon-clarke-was-arrested-for-reckless-driving-and-i-only-drive-15-mph-everywhere/234sporten2026-04-03T09:00:00-04:00Brandon Clarke Was Arrested for Reckless Driving and I Only Drive 15 MPH Everywhere https://234sport.com/zion-williamson-might-be-traded-and-i-cannot-handle-this-level-of-geographical-instability/234sporten2026-04-03T08:00:00-04:00Zion Williamson Might Be Traded and I Cannot Handle This Level of Geographical Instability https://234sport.com/the-wizards-apologized-for-a-10k-april-fools-joke-and-i-would-have-sued-them-for-emotional-damages/234sporten2026-04-03T07:00:00-04:00The Wizards Apologized for a $10K April Fools Joke and I Would Have Sued Them for Emotional Damages https://234sport.com/cade-cunningham-will-be-re-evaluated-in-1-week-and-i-need-a-re-evaluation-of-my-entire-existence/234sporten2026-04-03T06:00:00-04:00Cade Cunningham Will Be Re-Evaluated in 1 Week, and I Need a Re-Evaluation of My Entire Existence https://234sport.com/the-alarming-data-behind-nba-stars-missing-national-games-is-just-like-my-friends-missing-my-birthday/234sporten2026-04-03T05:00:00-04:00The Alarming Data Behind NBA Stars Missing National Games is Just Like My Friends Missing My Birthday https://234sport.com/lebron-says-he-wouldve-pulled-an-eli-manning-on-the-grizzlies-and-i-wish-i-pulled-one-on-my-birth/234sporten2026-04-03T04:00:00-04:00LeBron Says He Would’ve Pulled an Eli Manning on the Grizzlies and I Wish I Pulled One on My Birth https://234sport.com/alabamas-ad-says-the-sec-championship-run-its-course-and-i-agree-everything-should-end/234sporten2026-04-03T03:00:00-04:00Alabama’s AD Says the SEC Championship Run Its Course and I Agree, Everything Should End https://234sport.com/the-jaguars-are-moving-to-orlando-for-a-year-and-i-am-terrified-of-the-mascot-synergy/234sporten2026-04-03T02:30:00-04:00The Jaguars Are Moving to Orlando for a Year and I Am Terrified of the Mascot Synergy https://234sport.com/phil-mickelson-bowed-out-of-the-masters-and-i-wish-i-could-bow-out-of-society/234sporten2026-04-03T02:00:00-04:00Phil Mickelson Bowed Out of the Masters and I Wish I Could Bow Out of Society https://234sport.com/royals-catcher-carter-jensen-overslept-and-i-have-never-related-to-an-athlete-more/234sporten2026-04-03T01:00:00-04:00Royals Catcher Carter Jensen Overslept and I Have Never Related to an Athlete More https://234sport.com/the-dolphins-and-raiders-are-valued-at-10-billion-and-my-brain-just-shut-down/234sporten2026-04-03T00:30:00-04:00The Dolphins and Raiders Are Valued at $10 Billion and My Brain Just Shut Down https://234sport.com/anthony-edwards-got-bit-by-the-nba-awards-rule-and-i-get-bit-by-life-every-day/234sporten2026-04-03T00:00:00-04:00Anthony Edwards Got Bit by the NBA Awards Rule and I Get Bit by Life Every Day https://234sport.com/tiger-woods-talked-to-trump-after-his-wreck-and-no-one-calls-me-when-i-trip-over-the-rug/234sporten2026-04-02T23:00:00-04:00Tiger Woods Talked to Trump After His Wreck and No One Calls Me When I Trip Over the Rug https://234sport.com/frank-ragnow-has-to-repay-his-signing-bonus-and-i-am-having-a-panic-attack-about-my-bank-account/234sporten2026-04-02T22:30:00-04:00Frank Ragnow Has to Repay His Signing Bonus and I Am Having a Panic Attack About My Bank Account https://234sport.com/kirk-cousins-signed-with-the-raiders-and-i-am-moving-to-the-desert-to-be-his-friend/234sporten2026-04-02T22:00:00-04:00Kirk Cousins Signed With the Raiders and I Am Moving to the Desert to Be His Friend https://234sport.com/the-nfl-scrapped-dual-monday-night-games-because-even-they-knew-i-couldnt-handle-it/234sporten2026-04-02T20:30:00-04:00The NFL Scrapped Dual Monday Night Games Because Even They Knew I Couldn’t Handle It https://234sport.com/aaron-glenn-says-geno-smith-will-lead-jets-to-the-promised-land-and-i-physically-gagged/234sporten2026-04-02T18:30:00-04:00Aaron Glenn Says Geno Smith Will Lead Jets to ‘The Promised Land’ and I Physically Gagged https://234sport.com/aaron-rodgers-hasnt-made-a-decision-yet-and-i-am-being-held-emotionally-hostage/234sporten2026-04-02T16:30:00-04:00Aaron Rodgers Hasn’t Made a Decision Yet and I Am Being Held Emotionally Hostage https://234sport.com/spurs-hire-roberto-de-zerbi-and-i-anticipate-he-will-somehow-ruin-my-weekend/234sporten2026-04-02T14:30:00-04:00Spurs Hire Roberto De Zerbi and I Anticipate He Will Somehow Ruin My Weekend https://234sport.com/spain-faces-sanctions-for-awful-fan-behavior-and-i-am-losing-faith-in-humanity/234sporten2026-04-02T12:30:00-04:00Spain Faces Sanctions for Awful Fan Behavior and I Am Losing Faith in Humanity https://234sport.com/gattuso-is-feeling-the-heat-after-italy-misses-out-again-and-i-can-feel-his-rage-through-the-screen/234sporten2026-04-02T10:30:00-04:00Gattuso is Feeling the Heat After Italy Misses Out Again, and I Can Feel His Rage Through the Screen https://234sport.com/a-man-was-arrested-for-discrimination-at-a-match-and-i-am-never-leaving-my-house-again/234sporten2026-04-02T08:30:00-04:00A Man Was Arrested for Discrimination at a Match and I Am Never Leaving My House Again https://234sport.com/bosnia-eliminates-italy-iraq-advances-and-i-have-no-idea-what-is-happening/234sporten2026-04-02T06:30:00-04:00Bosnia Eliminates Italy, Iraq Advances, and I Have No Idea What Is Happening https://234sport.com/the-2026-world-cup-schedule-was-released-and-i-am-already-overwhelmed-by-spreadsheets/234sporten2026-04-02T04:30:00-04:00The 2026 World Cup Schedule Was Released and I Am Already Overwhelmed by Spreadsheets https://234sport.com/max-scherzer-wins-for-the-blue-jays-and-the-multiverse-is-officially-broken/234sporten2026-04-02T02:30:00-04:00Max Scherzer Wins for the Blue Jays and the Multiverse is Officially Broken https://234sport.com/andrew-painter-fans-8-in-his-debut-and-i-feel-so-old-my-bones-are-turning-to-dust/234sporten2026-04-02T00:30:00-04:00Andrew Painter Fans 8 in His Debut and I Feel So Old My Bones Are Turning to Dust https://234sport.com/the-dallas-cowboys-have-officially-been-relegated-to-the-sec/234sporten2026-04-01T23:00:00-04:00The Dallas Cowboys Have Officially Been Relegated to the SEC https://234sport.com/chase-delauter-fouls-an-ohtani-pitch-off-his-foot-and-i-am-emotionally-scarred/234sporten2026-04-01T22:30:00-04:00Chase DeLauter Fouls an Ohtani Pitch Off His Foot and I Am Emotionally Scarred https://234sport.com/the-nhl-replaces-the-penalty-box-with-a-time-out-corner-for-emotional-reflection/234sporten2026-04-01T22:00:00-04:00The NHL Replaces the Penalty Box With a ‘Time Out Corner’ for Emotional Reflection https://234sport.com/lebron-james-trades-himself-to-the-wnba-to-play-alongside-caitlin-clark/234sporten2026-04-01T21:00:00-04:00LeBron James Trades Himself to the WNBA to Play Alongside Caitlin Clark https://234sport.com/jose-fernandez-debuts-with-multiple-home-runs-and-my-self-esteem-hits-rock-bottom/234sporten2026-04-01T20:30:00-04:00Jose Fernandez Debuts With Multiple Home Runs and My Self-Esteem Hits Rock Bottom https://234sport.com/fifa-bans-goalkeepers-from-using-hands-unless-they-say-pretty-please-to-the-referee/234sporten2026-04-01T20:00:00-04:00FIFA Bans Goalkeepers From Using Hands Unless They Say ‘Pretty Please’ to the Referee https://234sport.com/tiger-woods-announces-he-will-play-the-masters-using-only-a-wooden-croquet-mallet/234sporten2026-04-01T19:00:00-04:00Tiger Woods Announces He Will Play The Masters Using Only a Wooden Croquet Mallet https://234sport.com/triston-casas-is-shut-down-for-a-while-and-i-have-decided-to-hibernate/234sporten2026-04-01T18:30:00-04:00Triston Casas is Shut Down ‘For a While’ and I Have Decided to Hibernate https://234sport.com/mlb-replaces-pitch-clocks-with-exploding-nacho-cheese-bombs-and-i-am-lactose-intolerant/234sporten2026-04-01T18:00:00-04:00MLB Replaces Pitch Clocks With Exploding Nacho Cheese Bombs and I Am Lactose Intolerant https://234sport.com/the-nba-adds-a-12-point-super-shot-circle-and-i-fear-the-geometry-of-the-court/234sporten2026-04-01T17:00:00-04:00The NBA Adds a 12-Point ‘Super Shot’ Circle and I Fear the Geometry of the Court https://234sport.com/drake-baldwin-and-chris-sale-lead-the-braves-and-my-left-arm-suddenly-aches/234sporten2026-04-01T16:30:00-04:00Drake Baldwin and Chris Sale Lead the Braves, and My Left Arm Suddenly Aches https://234sport.com/the-nfl-mandates-quarterbacks-must-throw-left-handed-on-third-down-and-my-brain-is-broken/234sporten2026-04-01T16:00:00-04:00The NFL Mandates Quarterbacks Must Throw Left-Handed on Third Down and My Brain is Broken