MLB Replaces Pitch Clocks With Exploding Nacho Cheese Bombs and I Am Lactose IntolerantRead MoreMLB Replaces Pitch Clocks With Exploding Nacho Cheese Bombs and I Am Lactose IntolerantInBaseball Weirdness, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 1, 2026
The NBA Adds a 12-Point ‘Super Shot’ Circle and I Fear the Geometry of the CourtRead MoreThe NBA Adds a 12-Point ‘Super Shot’ Circle and I Fear the Geometry of the CourtInNBA Anxiety, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 1, 2026
Drake Baldwin and Chris Sale Lead the Braves, and My Left Arm Suddenly AchesRead MoreDrake Baldwin and Chris Sale Lead the Braves, and My Left Arm Suddenly AchesInBaseball Weirdness, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 1, 2026
The NFL Mandates Quarterbacks Must Throw Left-Handed on Third Down and My Brain is BrokenRead MoreThe NFL Mandates Quarterbacks Must Throw Left-Handed on Third Down and My Brain is BrokenInNFL Dread, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 1, 2026
My Internet Went Out During a Crucial Playoff Game and I Accepted My DemiseRead MoreMy Internet Went Out During a Crucial Playoff Game and I Accepted My DemiseInBracketology Meltdowns, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 1, 2026
Shohei Ohtani Hit a Foul Ball That Looked Like It Was Aimed at Me PersonallyRead MoreShohei Ohtani Hit a Foul Ball That Looked Like It Was Aimed at Me PersonallyInBaseball Weirdness, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 1, 2026
LeBron James is Nearing 50,000 Points and It Only Highlights My Lack of ProductivityRead MoreLeBron James is Nearing 50,000 Points and It Only Highlights My Lack of ProductivityInNBA Anxiety, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 1, 2026
An Imposter Scammed Millions Posing as an NFL Star, and I Can’t Even Get a Refund from DoordashRead MoreAn Imposter Scammed Millions Posing as an NFL Star, and I Can’t Even Get a Refund from DoordashInsatire, Stats AddictionByKip DrordyOnApril 1, 2026
The NFL is Partnering With Tiger Woods for Flag Football and My Brain is Short-CircuitingRead MoreThe NFL is Partnering With Tiger Woods for Flag Football and My Brain is Short-CircuitingInF1 Confusion, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 1, 2026
Super Bowl LXIII is in Las Vegas and I Already Feel OverstimulatedRead MoreSuper Bowl LXIII is in Las Vegas and I Already Feel OverstimulatedInBreaking News Overreactions, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 1, 2026
