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Aaron Glenn Says Geno Smith Will Lead Jets to ‘The Promised Land’ and I Physically GaggedRead MoreAaron Glenn Says Geno Smith Will Lead Jets to ‘The Promised Land’ and I Physically GaggedInNFL Dread, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 2, 2026
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Spurs Hire Roberto De Zerbi and I Anticipate He Will Somehow Ruin My WeekendRead MoreSpurs Hire Roberto De Zerbi and I Anticipate He Will Somehow Ruin My WeekendInCoaching Drama, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 2, 2026
Spain Faces Sanctions for Awful Fan Behavior and I Am Losing Faith in HumanityRead MoreSpain Faces Sanctions for Awful Fan Behavior and I Am Losing Faith in HumanityInBreaking News Overreactions, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 2, 2026
Gattuso is Feeling the Heat After Italy Misses Out Again, and I Can Feel His Rage Through the ScreenRead MoreGattuso is Feeling the Heat After Italy Misses Out Again, and I Can Feel His Rage Through the ScreenInsatire, World Cup AnxietyByKip DrordyOnApril 2, 2026
A Man Was Arrested for Discrimination at a Match and I Am Never Leaving My House AgainRead MoreA Man Was Arrested for Discrimination at a Match and I Am Never Leaving My House AgainInBreaking News Overreactions, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 2, 2026
Bosnia Eliminates Italy, Iraq Advances, and I Have No Idea What Is HappeningRead MoreBosnia Eliminates Italy, Iraq Advances, and I Have No Idea What Is HappeningInsatire, World Cup AnxietyByKip DrordyOnApril 2, 2026
The 2026 World Cup Schedule Was Released and I Am Already Overwhelmed by SpreadsheetsRead MoreThe 2026 World Cup Schedule Was Released and I Am Already Overwhelmed by SpreadsheetsInsatire, World Cup AnxietyByKip DrordyOnApril 2, 2026
