The Alarming Data Behind NBA Stars Missing National Games is Just Like My Friends Missing My BirthdayRead MoreThe Alarming Data Behind NBA Stars Missing National Games is Just Like My Friends Missing My BirthdayInNBA Anxiety, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 3, 2026
LeBron Says He Would’ve Pulled an Eli Manning on the Grizzlies and I Wish I Pulled One on My BirthRead MoreLeBron Says He Would’ve Pulled an Eli Manning on the Grizzlies and I Wish I Pulled One on My BirthInNBA Anxiety, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 3, 2026
Alabama’s AD Says the SEC Championship Run Its Course and I Agree, Everything Should EndRead MoreAlabama’s AD Says the SEC Championship Run Its Course and I Agree, Everything Should EndInCollege Sports Drama, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 3, 2026
The Jaguars Are Moving to Orlando for a Year and I Am Terrified of the Mascot SynergyRead MoreThe Jaguars Are Moving to Orlando for a Year and I Am Terrified of the Mascot SynergyInNFL Dread, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 3, 2026
Phil Mickelson Bowed Out of the Masters and I Wish I Could Bow Out of SocietyRead MorePhil Mickelson Bowed Out of the Masters and I Wish I Could Bow Out of SocietyInBreaking News Overreactions, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 3, 2026
Royals Catcher Carter Jensen Overslept and I Have Never Related to an Athlete MoreRead MoreRoyals Catcher Carter Jensen Overslept and I Have Never Related to an Athlete MoreInBaseball Weirdness, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 3, 2026
The Dolphins and Raiders Are Valued at $10 Billion and My Brain Just Shut DownRead MoreThe Dolphins and Raiders Are Valued at $10 Billion and My Brain Just Shut DownInsatire, Stats AddictionByKip DrordyOnApril 3, 2026
Anthony Edwards Got Bit by the NBA Awards Rule and I Get Bit by Life Every DayRead MoreAnthony Edwards Got Bit by the NBA Awards Rule and I Get Bit by Life Every DayInNBA Anxiety, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 3, 2026
Tiger Woods Talked to Trump After His Wreck and No One Calls Me When I Trip Over the RugRead MoreTiger Woods Talked to Trump After His Wreck and No One Calls Me When I Trip Over the RugInBreaking News Overreactions, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 2, 2026
Frank Ragnow Has to Repay His Signing Bonus and I Am Having a Panic Attack About My Bank AccountRead MoreFrank Ragnow Has to Repay His Signing Bonus and I Am Having a Panic Attack About My Bank AccountInNFL Dread, satireByKip DrordyOnApril 2, 2026
