My Internet Went Out During a Crucial Playoff Game and I Accepted My Demise

There was one minute left on the clock. It was a one-point game. The point guard drove the lane, elevated for the shot, and the screen froze. A little loading circle appeared in the center of my monitor. My internet had gone out. I didn’t try to fix it. I just laid down on the floor and accepted that this was how the world ends.

The Silence is Deafening

Without the glow of the broadcast, my apartment was completely silent. I could hear my refrigerator humming. I realized I hadn’t spoken to another human being in 48 hours. The router’s blinking orange light felt like a mockery of my isolation.

Schrödinger’s Basketball Game

As long as the internet is out, the game is both won and lost simultaneously. I refuse to check the score on my phone. I will live in this state of suspended animation forever. It is safer here in the dark.

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Kip Drordy
Kip Drordy

Kip Drordy is 234sport’s most anxious and overly dedicated sports columnist. He approaches every match—preseason or otherwise—as if the fate of humanity depends on it. When he’s not writing 2,000‑word essays about bench players, he can be found refreshing live stats at a medically concerning pace. Kip believes every substitution is “season‑defining,” every corner kick is “a turning point,” and every reader is a potential friend. Please be his friend. Follow Kip on Facebook

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