The latest round of playoff results just dropped, and none of the math makes sense. The teams that were supposed to win lost. The teams that were supposed to lose won by 20. I am currently staring at my wall, questioning the fundamental laws of physics.
A Broken Simulation
There is no logic left in sports. We are living in a broken simulation run by a chaotic computer that feeds on my personal distress. I am done trying to analyze data. From now on, I am picking winners based entirely on which mascot would win in a street fight.
