Bosnia is set to play Italy in a friendly match. I know it doesn’t count for anything, but I am deeply stressed about the geopolitical implications if they play to a boring 0-0 draw. What if this ruins diplomatic relations? What if they ban pasta?
Overthinking the Unthinkable
International football is too heavy. It’s not just guys kicking a ball; it’s entire nations’ pride on the line. If a defender trips over his own shoelaces, it becomes an international incident. I am exhausted just looking at the preview graphic.
Kip Drordy is 234sport’s most anxious and overly dedicated sports columnist. He approaches every match—preseason or otherwise—as if the fate of humanity depends on it. When he’s not writing 2,000‑word essays about bench players, he can be found refreshing live stats at a medically concerning pace. Kip believes every substitution is “season‑defining,” every corner kick is “a turning point,” and every reader is a potential friend. Please be his friend. Follow Kip on Facebook
