Bosnia Plays Italy and I’m Stressed About the Geopolitical Implications of a 0-0 Draw
Bosnia is set to play Italy in a friendly match. I know it doesn’t count for anything, but I am deeply stressed about the geopolitical implications if they play to a boring 0-0 draw. What if this ruins diplomatic relations? What if they ban pasta?
Overthinking the Unthinkable
International football is too heavy. It’s not just guys kicking a ball; it’s entire nations’ pride on the line. If a defender trips over his own shoelaces, it becomes an international incident. I am exhausted just looking at the preview graphic.
