I Don’t Understand F1 But I’m Pretty Sure Max Verstappen Is Powered by Fear

I watched one F1 race and now I’m convinced Max Verstappen is fueled by pure spite and energy drink fumes. Something is happening at Red Bull. I don’t know what it is, but I’m scared and I think Max is too.

There are team orders, tire strategies, and radio messages that sound like coded threats. I just wanted to see cars go fast. Instead, I discovered a political thriller at 200 mph.

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Kip Drordy

I'm known as 234sport’s most anxious and overly dedicated sports columnist. I approach every match—preseason or otherwise—as if the fate of humanity depends on it. When I'm not writing 2,000‑word essays about bench players, I can be found refreshing live stats at a medically concerning pace. I believe every substitution is “season‑defining,” every corner kick is “a turning point,” and every reader is a potential friend.

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