I Placed a $5 March Madness Bet and Now I Understand Wall Street Corruption

I downloaded a sports betting app and placed exactly $5 on a heavily favored team. They immediately went down by 12 points in the first half. I am now convinced the entire system is rigged against me personally.

The Underworld of Gambling

I have lost five dollars, but I feel like I’ve lost a fortune. I am pacing the room muttering about point spreads and bad beats. I suddenly understand how white-collar crimes happen. If I ever wager ten dollars, I will likely have to enter witness protection.

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