Michigan vs. Tennessee. The immovable object meets the unstoppable force. I have already gently patted my flat-screen TV and apologized for the things I am inevitably going to scream at it later this evening.
Preparing for the Worst
I have removed all blunt objects from my living room. I have warned my neighbors that any loud shrieks they hear are strictly basketball-related and not a home invasion. I am ready, but my nervous system absolutely is not.
Kip Drordy is 234sport’s most anxious and overly dedicated sports columnist. He approaches every match—preseason or otherwise—as if the fate of humanity depends on it. When he’s not writing 2,000‑word essays about bench players, he can be found refreshing live stats at a medically concerning pace. Kip believes every substitution is “season‑defining,” every corner kick is “a turning point,” and every reader is a potential friend. Please be his friend. Follow Kip on Facebook
