Knicks vs. Rockets is Streaming Exclusively on Peacock and No One Will Give Me Their Password
Tonight’s marquee matchup between the New York Knicks and the Houston Rockets is streaming exclusively on Peacock. I do not have Peacock. I asked the void of the internet if anyone would DM me their login credentials. The void responded with a targeted ad for a weighted anxiety blanket.
The Walls Are Closing In
This is how they get you. First, they take away the cable package. Then they put the playoffs on a premium tier. Now I am staring at a paywall that costs $5.99 a month, and I have to decide if watching Jalen Brunson shoot free throws is worth sacrificing my weekly budget for off-brand Doritos.
Ultimate Rejection
I texted my mother to see if she had an account. She left me on read. My own mother will not share her streaming credentials with me so I can watch a Tuesday night NBA game. I have never felt more profoundly alone than I do right now, staring at the NBC peacock logo.
