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The Avalanche and Wild delivered a terrifying 9-6 Game 1 shootout, leaving fans wondering if goalies still exist and what shadowy forces are at play.
Kip Drordy
I'm known as 234sport’s most anxious and overly opinionated, satirical sports columnist. I approach every match—preseason or otherwise—as if the fate of humanity depends on it. When I'm not writing 2,000‑word essays about bench players, I can be found refreshing live stats at a medically concerning pace. I believe every substitution is “season‑defining,” every corner kick is “a turning point,” and every reader is a potential friend.
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