Another day, another major star ruled out of the upcoming World Cup due to a freak injury. This has gone too far. I am officially…

I do not have a dog in the fight when it comes to UConn or Duke. I went to a community college that didn’t have…

The latest round of playoff results just dropped, and none of the math makes sense. The teams that were supposed to win lost. The teams…

I just checked the Arsenal injury update, and the list of sidelined players is officially longer than my weekly grocery list. At least my grocery…

Liverpool is embarking on a search for a new manager, and I am legitimately worried that the ghosts of Anfield’s past are going to be…

Bosnia is set to play Italy in a friendly match. I know it doesn’t count for anything, but I am deeply stressed about the geopolitical…

Tottenham Hotspur fired their manager again. They are reportedly “casting a wide net” for his replacement. I am currently hiding under my dining room table…

This has been the Big Dance of blowouts. Twenty‑one games decided by 20 or more. At some point, you stop watching basketball and start watching…

Michigan vs. Tennessee. The immovable object meets the unstoppable force. I have already gently patted my flat-screen TV and apologized for the things I am…

Illinois pulled away late. I did not. I paced so much my smartwatch asked if I was “in distress.” Yes, actually. Thank you for noticing.…

Arizona is in the Final Four for the first time in 25 years. I celebrated, panicked, celebrated again, then panicked harder. On paper, this makes…

Wagler just dropped a historic 25 points in a tournament game. He is 19 years old. Meanwhile, I am an adult who just spent five…