I Aged Seven Years Watching UConn and Duke Try to Emotionally Destroy Me
UConn and Duke played a basketball game that should come with a surgeon general warning. I sat down expecting a normal Elite Eight showdown. Instead,…
I Spent Four Hours Analyzing a Substitution That Didn’t Matter and Now I Can’t Sleep
Last night, a manager made a substitution in the 84th minute. A harmless, routine, “let’s give the kid some minutes” kind of change. For normal…
I Watched a Preseason Friendly Like It Was the Champions League Final and I Regret Nothing
I know what you’re thinking: “Kip, it’s just preseason. Calm down.” And to that I say: absolutely not. Last night I watched a preseason friendly…