Avs Top 2026 Playoff Pack? I’m Paranoid.
The Colorado Avalanche are at the top of the 2026 NHL Playoff power ratings, but can we really trust anything? A highly anxious look at a season that feels too good to be true.
Zucker’s Goal: A Fleeting Reprieve From Inevitable Doom
Jason Zucker's third-period heroics against the Rangers provided a momentary, terrifying reprieve for the Sabres faithful. But for how long? The paranoia lingers.
The NHL Replaces the Penalty Box With a ‘Time Out Corner’ for Emotional Reflection
Hockey used to be a simple, violent game that I watched through the cracks of my fingers. But the NHL just announced they are abolishing…
The Leafs Avenged Auston Matthews and I Wish Someone Would Avenge Me
Auston Matthews took a cheap shot, and immediately, four Toronto Maple Leafs players descended upon the offender like a pack of rabid wolves, throwing off…
I Watched Knights vs. Skulls and Now I Believe in Violence Again
The Knights and Skulls played hockey the way I imagine medieval battles felt. There were hits so loud my TV flinched. Sticks flew, helmets bounced,…